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A pilot left home early one morning to meet up with some buddies and do some work in his hanger. "What time will you be home?" the man's wife inquired. "Probably about 1:30; I'll have lunch at the airport and be home after that." the man replied.

The hours passed and one thirty came and went. The man's wife became increasingly worried as the clock ticked past 3:00 o'clock and then 6:00 pm. The man finally rolls in the driveway at about 7:00 pm, presents his wife with a pizza, and begins his apologetic story.

I finished cleaning the plane about 11:30 and had lunch with the fellas. On the way home I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I just had to stop and help her out. When I got the tire changed she offered money. Naturally I refused; I just couldn't take money for helping a lady in distress. So she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there's a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. Not wanting to be rude, I agreed and we had a beer, then another, and then a couple more.

I realized that this girl was not only pretty, but she was very friendly, funny and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door making love. And that is why I am so late getting home.

Naturally his wife was furious as she looked him right in the eye and said "How dare you! You come home late and tell me this lie...